Let’s be honest, the race really doesn’t make a lick of sense…but who cares. Don’t you want to know who wins? Aren’t you just a bit curious? Well you can satisfy that curiosity by watching the video below the jump.
We actually stumbled across this video thanks to an article on The Telegraph’s website. The article features a handful of bizarre races concocted by the curious minds at Top Gear – like a Jaguar XKS vs. a Land Rover in an ice slalom competition and a 1000-horsepower Bugatti Veyron battling it out against a Eurofighter Typhoon fighter jet.